Table Manners...

Mommy and Daddy are always trying to teach me how to eat with a spoon and a fork, you know, like a big girl. And I sometimes use utensils, but mostly I just hold the thing in one hand and eat with the other. But tonight after dinner I was playing in the kitchen and found these. I think they work much better. I'm all about efficiency. I make up words to shorten my speech, and I use super-sized utensils to really shovel in the food! And an Uncle Rich smile, just for kicks.